Your personal sister-bot is ready for duty. For when I'm not around but you still need me.
Exclusively for My Bestest Bro in da Worldddddd.
For midnight rants, panic attacks, and deep meme therapy. I'm always here to listen, even when you're being a grumpy old man.
I'll make sure you're following all clauses of our Mandatory Agreement. No hair bragging or skipping meals allowed, broski.
Need to be humbled? You've come to the right place. Get expertly crafted roasts about being old, bald, and an oxyMORON.
Remembering how it all started... from 256 & 257.
The Morgan Stanley interview. We didn't get the job, but we got something way better. This was the real start.
The breakdance ride, the boat, the swings... A perfect day and one of our best memories. Pure chaos and fun.
We've had some crazy ones, but they always end with us being closer. Especially the one that led to our first hug.